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Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First
Marriage.

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Fred, would you like to have dinner with
me? I would love to. As long as this

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Fakenbunker thing is going on, I ain't
got nothing to say to you.

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I can live with that.

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How about this?

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Troy Aikman, Dallas Cowboys cheerleader,
and a footballer. Oh, yeah, that could

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be fun.

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What are y'all talking about?

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Clearly, they're trying to keep their
marriage spicy.

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We're trying to come up with a family
Halloween costume.

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Oh, Cece would be such a cute football.

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I know, and this might be the last year
that we get to pick before she starts

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having her own ideas.

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I remember when Connor was five, I
wanted him to go as Pete Rose.

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He wanted to go as Pants.

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As what?

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You heard me.

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Pants.

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I got it. Jurassic Park.

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I'll be Jeff Goldblum, you'll be the hot
blonde lady, and Cece can be the T-Rex.

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Hey, that hot blonde lady has a name.

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What is it?

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Just because I don't know it doesn't
mean she doesn't have one.

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You think Mary can make a T-Rex costume?

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As long as my mom's dating Faginbacher,
I ain't asking her for nothing.

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Can't you make it?

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What? Not all girls know how to sew,
Georgie.

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Well, I think girls can do anything, but
I guess I'm a feminist.

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I'll make it for you.

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Are you sure? Sounds pretty complicated.

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Don't listen to him. You go, girl.

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So, any Halloween plans?

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Well, Missy's going to a party, and
Georgie won't let me trick-or-treat with

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you. Well, of course you can. Just wear
a mask, carry an accordion, and I'll

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tell everyone you're Connor.

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That's fine. I'll just be here by
myself.

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So, uh, no friends or coming over?

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Fred is out of town, if that's what
you're asking. Well, I could have meant

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any friend, like Pastor Jeff or... or
Jesus.

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Jesus will be here. Pass now candy and
Bible verses with me.

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Okay, I don't want to tell you what to
do, but it better be good candy.

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Bye. Where are you going?

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To the mall with Heather. We're getting
stuff for our costumes.

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Okay, but you know the rules.

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No demons, no killers, no cleavage.

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And if you were going to be a ghost, it
better be the holy one.

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So what are you going as?

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Me and my friends are going to be the
Spice Girls.

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That sounds cute.

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So everyone's a different spice?

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Exactly. I'm Ginger.

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That's a good one. Very seasonal.

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That's why I chose it. Gotta go.

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Well, speaking of costumes, what are you
going as?

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A dinosaur.

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Yeah, we're doing a little Jurassic Park
thing.

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Oh, that'll be fun to make. I better get
started.

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Oh, um, actually, my mom is gonna make
it this year.

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Really? Yeah, she wanted to, and...
Georgie... Is punishing me.

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Yeah.

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Your mother must be loving this.

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She just wants to help.

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Help Georgie punish me? Yeah.

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Damn it!

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Problem? Oh, everything's fine.

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So that was a damn it of victory?

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I'm figuring it out.

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I still have a couple more days.

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My costume should be easy.

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I'm going as Phantom of the Opera.

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Or you can be a grown-up.

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Phantom is a grown-up. Kids don't go to
the opera.

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Please tell me you're not
trick-or-treating.

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Don't be ridiculous.

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I'm gonna sit on the front porch with my
keyboard and terrify the children

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musically.

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This is so frustrating.

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Let's see what you got.

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Hey, that's pretty good.

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Really? Yeah.

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There's the head, and then you got that,
you know, circle thing on the chest, and

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then triangles.

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You really know your shapes, Dad. Good
job.

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It's terrible.

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I'm gonna have to go back to the fabric
store and start all over.

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You can always tell people Cece made the
costume herself.

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Do you think that's helpful?

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No, I thought it was funny.

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Honey, you're overthinking this, okay?
She's three.

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You could dress her in a garbage bag,
and she'd be happy. I sure was the year

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I went as a garbage bag.

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So, you gonna come trick-or-treating
with us tonight?

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You mean do I want to walk around with a
kid who's having a meltdown because of

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an itchy costume and a sugar high?

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We ain't gonna let her have that much
candy. I was talking about you.

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Sorry I'm late.

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Hey, what you got there?

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Picked up some horror movies for
tonight.

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Ooh, scary movies on Halloween.

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Someone's got a date.

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Is it that Sophia girl?

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Oh, they broke up a few weeks ago. Is
it... What's her name? The dental

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hygienist? No, he lied to her about
flossing, so she couldn't trust him

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anymore.

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You guys know way too much about my
life.

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Excuse us for Karen.

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Karen. Her name was Karen.

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So what'd you get?

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Friday the 13th? What's wrong with that?

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The girls who have sex in that movie are
the ones that get killed, not the

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message you want to send.

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What else you got?

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Dawn of the Dead?

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Zombies? Their skin's falling off.
They're eating people. If she's turned

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on by that, get out.

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What about child's play?

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Do yourself a favor. Go back and rent a
vampire movie. Everybody knows they're

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the sexiest monsters.

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Everybody knows that.

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I'm sorry. What do you think the sexiest
monster is?

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I don't know.

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Creature from the Black Lagoon, lives
underwater, watch girls swim.

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That is not okay. What is wrong with
you?

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Okay, Mom, which is spookier?

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One... or two?

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Those sound the same.

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One's a pipe organ and one's a church
organ. Are you even listening?

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Connor, I'm trying to get this ready for
tonight.

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What do you think?

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Looks much better.

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It does, doesn't it?

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Took a couple of do-overs, but I stuck
with it.

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I hope that's a lesson to you.

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Don't volunteer to do something I can't
do. Got it.

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Oh, yeah, that's the one.

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Mary? Don't worry, I'm not staying. I
just want to drop something off for

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Cece. Oh. That is so sweet.

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I'm so sorry she isn't here.

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I would have loved for you to have seen
her in her costume, which I made.

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Well, isn't that precious?

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It was challenging, but Cece's worth it.

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Well, I guess there was no reason for me
to bring this by.

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You made her a costume?

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Would you get a...

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I made it just in case.

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Just in case what? Mine was terrible?

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But it's not. It is perfectly fine.

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It is perfectly fine.

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That is what I said.

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You know, this is petty, even for you.

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I have always made Cece's costumes, and
you stole it from me.

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Twice isn't always.

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It is when you're three.

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It's not my fault your son doesn't want
you around.

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I am just trying to give my
granddaughter a great Halloween.

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Well, if all you care about is Cece,
then you should want her to wear

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whichever costume is best.

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Hmm. Which one is that?

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Get out of my house.

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Gladly. I'm just gonna leave this right
here for Cece.

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Damn, that's well made.

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Mom, why would you throw this away? It's
amazing.

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Ew, you owe an apology. I didn't think
you could pull this off.

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Mary made that to spite me.

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You know, now that I look at it
closer... Oh, stop it.

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Well, she wasted her time because I want
CC to wear your costume.

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Really? Yeah, of course. Where is it?

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Dang, that's incredible.

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No, no, no.

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No. No, it's not. What are you talking
about? It's like the best costume I've

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ever seen.

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Your mom made this one?

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You know, now that I look at it... No, I
already tried that.

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Don't worry. CC ain't wearing that.
She's wearing yours.

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No. I don't want her to wear mine.

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I'm sure it's great. Go get it.

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I don't want to.

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Mom, come on. Amanda, I said no.

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Cece can wear this one because it's her
Halloween.

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Mary may be the better sewer, but I'm
the better person.

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Dang, I feel terrible.

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Me too.

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This costume is amazing.

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I know. We're going to take so many
pictures.

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It's my costume. See, it's the color of
ginger.

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Melissa Cooper, what are you hiding
under there?

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Nothing. Give it to me.

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Absolutely not.

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It's not that short.

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You look like a British stripper.

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She's a singer, and she's super popular.

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I bet she is.

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You are not going out like that.

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I have... It's a group costume. There's
five Spice Girls.

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Well, tonight there can be four Spice
Girls and their decent friend with self

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-respect.

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Fine. I'll change.

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Maybe I'll go as a girl whose psycho mom
is trying to control her life.

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Great. Sounds like a costume with pants.

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Take some candy, if you dare.

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You are not scary.

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Really? That chord is an augmented
fourth, better known as the devil's

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interval.

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Hey, one piece, one piece!

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Didn't even say trigger treat.

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Look at that little dinosaur.

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That is just the cutest costume I've
ever seen.

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Did you make that costume?

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Her nana did.

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You're lucky you have such a talented
nana.

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Thanks, Uncle Lee.

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Wow! That is the best color. We know!

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What are you doing here?

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Forgot my wallet. What are you doing
here? Wait.

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Is your date here?

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Is she in the bathroom? Because I think
that's where I left my wallet.

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No, no one's here.

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Oh, she stands you up?

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That's sad.

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There's no date.

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There was never a date.

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Abuela's got a guy over, so I'm watching
movies by myself.

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That's even sadder.

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Thank you.

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That helps.

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All right, well, I'll grab my wallet and
get out of your... I was gonna say hair,

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but you're having a tough night.

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I'm fine.

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You know, I could pick up a six-pack,
hang out, maybe order some pizza.

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You really want to do that?

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My wife's upset about some dumb costume
and my son's sitting on the porch

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wearing a cape. I really, really want to
do that.

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Sounds good. All right.

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You order the pizza, I'll be right back
with the beer.

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I forgot my wallet again.

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Do not play dumb with me.

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We got egged?

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Do people think Sheldon still lives
here?

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I know you are mad about your costume,
but that is no excuse.

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I didn't do this.

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Well, then who did?

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I don't know.

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Did you hand out Bible verses again?

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Okay, that is it. You are grounded. Get
inside.

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Fine. Actually, no. I am going inside.
You clean this mess up.

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If I had done it, I would have waited
until you answered.

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Then...

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Well,

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that was dumb. It's a doll with a knife.

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Sorry it's not a black-and-white movie
about an underwater pervert.

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He wasn't a pervert, and they were in
his lagoon.

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Thanks for sticking around.

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No problem.

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You don't think Halloween's gonna be one
of those holidays that make you feel bad

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about being single?

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But everywhere you look, it's happy
families.

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You did not look at my house.

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I just always thought at this point in
my life I'd have kids to take trick-or

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-treating in.

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Not even close.

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Oh, you got plenty of time.

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You know, Clint Eastwood's having a baby
in his 60s, which sounds terrible, but

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you can do it.

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I don't know.

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The girls that like me, I don't like.

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And the girls I like are crazier than
that doll with a knife.

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Hey, just keep looking. You'll find
someone.

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Easy for you to say.

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I'm serious.

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Women just want a good guy with a steady
job who's smart and kind.

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That's you.

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Thanks. I mean it.

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You'll be a great dad someday.

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Gotta say, you're better at this than I
thought you'd be.

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I had a teenage daughter. I know how to
talk to drama queens about their love

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life.

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That's more like it.

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At least I don't have to pretend your
new bangs look great.

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Well, she cried a lot. She's asleep.

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Your mom or Cece?

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Cece. I think my mom is taking one of
her wine baths.

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Are we terrible parents if we eat this
candy? Are you kidding me? We carried

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her for 20 blocks. Get in there and find
me a Snickers.

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A little light for trick-or-treaters.
That's probably some teenager not even

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in a costume.

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Nailed it.

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I cannot deal with Mom right now.

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What'd she do?

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She saw my costume and freaked out. And
then we got into a huge fight, and she

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accused me of egging the house.

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You egged the house?

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No. It's okay. We've all thought about
it.

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I didn't do it.

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Didn't do what?

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Mary thinks Missy egged their house.

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Which I didn't, and no one believes me.

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Well, I believe you.

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Why?

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Because I don't think Missy would lie to
me.

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Why?

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Can I stay here?

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I don't know if that's a good idea.

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Yeah, if you don't go home, your mom's
gonna go ballistic.

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Of course you can stay here as long as
you want.

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Mom. What?

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We can't let her go home to that woman.

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Fine, but someone should call my mom and
let her know Missy's here. I'd be happy

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to. Not you!

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Joey and Rosie totally ignored me and
spent the whole night talking to

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Heather.

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Look, I know you're upset, but take my
word for it, do not get bangs.

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Missy, grab your backpack. I'll take you
to school.

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I don't think I can go to school. I had
such a rough night. Nice try.

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Oh, my God. Last night was crazy. Sorry,
I'm tapped out.

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I'm here for my daughter. She left for
school.

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You took my son, my granddaughter, and
now Missy? Is there anything else you

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want to take from me?

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I didn't take anything from you.

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Missy is free to leave whenever she
wants.

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I don't care what she wants. She is
coming home tonight.

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Well, you can take her, but can you keep
her? She seems a whole lot happier here.

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You know what?

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You want her?

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She's yours.

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Great. Congratulations.

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Enjoy having a teenage daughter.

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So, I have some news.

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Where are all the eggs?

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Missy, other people need the bathroom.

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I'm in the shower.

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You've been in there for like 45
minutes.

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And they're...

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This place is amazing.

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Is she still in there?

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00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:51,780
Yeah, and I gotta get to work.

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00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:54,520
Is there anybody in Mom and Dad's
shower?

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I don't think so.

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Dibs!

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What are you

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doing? Missy's hogging the shower.

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00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,360
I can use dish soap, right?

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It ain't gonna burn any sensitive areas.

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So this is how we live now.

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It's fine, Jim. We are winning.

